Nonna's Favorite Quotes:

Nonna's Favorite Quotes: "The best way to make children good is to make them happy." — Oscar Wilde, author and poet

Monday, October 31, 2011

Bill Cosby and Phyllis Diller Parenting Quotes

Let's start our day with a laugh or two.

Here are a few funny parenting quotes from Bill Cosby.
  • No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids.
  • Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
  • The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.
  • Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
  • Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
      
Here are a few of Phyllis Diller's classic quotes.
  • I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
  • Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
  • Be nice to your children, for they will choose your rest home.
  • Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
  • We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
  • Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? 
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