I recieved these in an email from my college friend, Valerie. She thought my followers might enjoy the humor. If you like them, share them with a friend. Make someone laugh today!
TEACHER: Why are you late?
SARA: Because class started before I got here.
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication
tables on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell crocodile?
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spelled it.
TEACHER: Name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago.
TEACHER: No, Millie... always say I am.
MILLIE: All right...I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now Louie, do you
know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIE: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Steven, why do you always get so dirty?
STEVEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.